Modern Campers T-Shirts

Rustic Campgrounds.

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'What were you sent up for?'

Local, free-range bug juice.

Bear Recycling.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

The successful rubbernecker...

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Free WiFi

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Ants watching human invasion.

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'Say, where'd you end up storing all those bees we caught?'

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

"I don't like roughing it..."

'SHOP!!!'

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'