Tech-loving Campers T-Shirts

Rustic Camping and Wi-Fi Zone.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Selfie Stick

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Who can we call?"

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Take me to your leader. . .

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Modern camping

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

Rustic Campgrounds.

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

Ants watching human invasion.

Living in a snow globe.

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

Camp Wilderness.

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

Tourists and GPS

'Hey, we are roughing it out here! Only 45 minutes of IMing a night, you hear me?'

'Yes, I did say I wanted to go somewhere off the beaten path, but this may be a little too far off.'

Online

"Ahh, nothing like getting back to nature."

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

Campground Wi-fi.

Larry Grayson.

'Isn't it great to get away from it all.'

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

'You'll have to get the kids to explain it to you — it's some new thing called the 'internet.''

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'