Recreational Campers Gifts

The successful rubbernecker...

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

Creepy Camp Stories.

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Rustic Campgrounds.

The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.

Ants watching human invasion.

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"Tonight I'll tell scary internet tales by the glow of our smart phones."

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

Loitering With-In Tent: "Move along there sir. . ."

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'Good news, I've just booked our holiday, it's two weeks in a caravan in Wales.'