Garage Camper Pillows

'Oh hey Dan, remember how I said we were gonna go camping this week? Well then it started to rain, and I noticed your empty garage here, so...'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

Building a Shelter

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Remember to lash from the outside!

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Local, free-range bug juice.

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Bear Recycling.

'Difficulty getting started in the morning, stalling, various leaks, gas fumes...at this point Mrs Johnson, I'd recommend getting a new husband!'

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"Well, there's your problem. The strange clanking sound is just Tom Waits in your engine."

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

"I want you to call that idiot you hired to build our garage...he made it too small for our car!"