Car Camper Pillows

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Building a Shelter

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

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'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Bear Recycling.

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"Quick, stop the van! We've lost him, Harry!"

Big RV Camping

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

"I hate crowded parks!"

Portable Homes

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

"Isn't it nice to get away from housework, cooking, cleaning. . ."

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

'George,you better get in here before someone gets hurt.'

Too posh to wash...

"We'r going to hike to look for reception."

Man relaxing in a deckchair at the campsite

'Oh hey Dan, remember how I said we were gonna go camping this week? Well then it started to rain, and I noticed your empty garage here, so...'

"Man it's freezing tonight - I can't feel my toes and my fingers are numb!"

'Mercy sakes, Rubber Duck. Looks like we got us a convoy!'

"Summer is the worst time to pioneer!"