Rugged Camper Gifts

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

The Brothers Grime

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

Building a Shelter

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Remember to lash from the outside!

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Phone Mittens

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

Big RV Camping

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

Man relaxing in a deckchair at the campsite

Too posh to wash...

'Oh hey Dan, remember how I said we were gonna go camping this week? Well then it started to rain, and I noticed your empty garage here, so...'

"Man it's freezing tonight - I can't feel my toes and my fingers are numb!"

"We'r going to hike to look for reception."

"One of my suppliers is letting me use his cabin for a few days."

'Mercy sakes, Rubber Duck. Looks like we got us a convoy!'