Comfy Camper Gifts

'I don't like roughing it...'

"One of my suppliers is letting me use his cabin for a few days."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

The Brothers Grime

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Building a Shelter

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"Mine's camper."

GLAD-YOU-ATION

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

Remember to lash from the outside!

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Phone Mittens

Bear Recycling.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"Everything's great, doctor! In fact, ever since I met Peggy, I feel like I'm floating on air!"

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"