Laid-back Camper Gifts

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Brothers Grime

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

GLAD-YOU-ATION

'What were you sent up for?'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Everything's great, doctor! In fact, ever since I met Peggy, I feel like I'm floating on air!"

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Phone Mittens

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'This has scotched his claim that I'm too old for an economy camping holiday!'

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"This is my first time starting the work day happy. But I am going to retire in four hours."

A very in tents little girl.

Face Painting.