Garden Climber Mugs

"Look on the bright side son. It's not everyday you get to conquer a Charlie Dimmock"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Pumpkin patch

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Cats and gardens.

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Beginning Yarder.

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Et in Arcadia Ego

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

Ecology

Lovers in a tree

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'