Christmas Tree Climber Gifts

Carbon-Friendly Christmas Tree

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Cat in Tree.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Lovers in a tree

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

Childhood

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

Flava Superba

The Big Tree

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

"Some walk, huh?"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

Dog chasing people up a tree and keeping score.

"Gracie, you're back! Did you call the fire department?"

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"Seriously?"

Things that scare Jimmy

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

Masky Christmas!

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

'I think we'll have to call the fire brigade again.'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

'My wife is on a diet of bananas and coconuts, she hasn't lost any weight but you can sure climb trees!'

'Peter Brady, you get down from there right now! Pear trees are for partridges only!'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

Ernie loves to decorate his Christmas tree. He starts by untangling and testing a string of lights. Every year he makes new popcorn and cranberry garlands. He has to find the right spot for each family heirloom ornament. Now, should I finish it off with Johnny Depp or Beyonce? Ernie has his own idea about putting a star on top!

"Relax. As soon as you get over your fear of heights you're gonna love this."