Christmas Tree Wrangler Gifts

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'

So you're a mocking bird...

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'Beware of teething baby.'

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Leaf blowers at dawn.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

I hate these flying fish

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Christo's greatest challenge.

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

Leaf rake - wider than space

Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

'He's at the 'terrible twos' stage.'

"Higher...to the right. Ahhh...that's nice!"

Super Plant Food.

"Change is creeping into our lives!"

Carbon-Friendly Christmas Tree

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays

Worm running away from hook.

"But it's been five whole minutes! How can you still be mad?"

'Yes, bedwetting can be an issue, but there's no need to make a big deal of it...'