Holiday Wrangler Gifts

'42 days school holidays, it's inhuman!'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

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"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Women shopping with children in the trolley.

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

"I hate this time of year..."

Happy Birthday MUM!

'I enjoy sweating the small stuff. It adds to my fitness workout.'

'But we can't go to Australia for our honeymoon, you know how my Mother hates flying!'

Christmas windsock.

Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays

'I'll never use that travel agent again!'

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

"Bloody caravans..."

Driving home for Christmas