Road Trip Wranglers Gifts

Next 5 Exits: Five sprawling suburbs that look so much like each other even WE can't tell the difference any more. Best of luck to you.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Are we there yet?'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'Bed & Bagel'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Honk if you're holy.

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

Road work next 15 years.

The segway RV.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

?50 speed sign

Tourists travel with a dog and cat on the roof.

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

Hitchhikers

'Great, we're lost! What is it with you men and not stopping to ask for directions?'