Road Trip Renegades Gifts

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

Unrest Area.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Zero gravity ahead.

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

"Declared Victory Garden"

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Looks like his business confidence is picking up.

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

"I've crunched the numbers in your retirement account. It's time to figure out who will be wearing the mask and who will be driving the getaway car."

George Washington Toll Plaza

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

'How do we know if it's just a misspelling?'

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

Next 5 Exits: Five sprawling suburbs that look so much like each other even WE can't tell the difference any more. Best of luck to you.

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'

I figured it might get more attention since everyone's on their phones.

"Whenever they low, I get high."

A Passage to Indiana

'And now, before we sign the lease on your apartment, repeat after me...I do solemnly swear that during the terms of this lease, I will have no children...'