Road Trip Renegades Pillows

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Unrest Area.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Zero gravity ahead.

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

"Declared Victory Garden"

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

Looks like his business confidence is picking up.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

George Washington Toll Plaza

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

'How do we know if it's just a misspelling?'

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

Next 5 Exits: Five sprawling suburbs that look so much like each other even WE can't tell the difference any more. Best of luck to you.

"Whenever they low, I get high."

'And now, before we sign the lease on your apartment, repeat after me...I do solemnly swear that during the terms of this lease, I will have no children...'

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'

A Passage to Indiana

I almost didn't get this gig driving a taxi.