Snow Wrangler Gifts

'Wow! How'd that Moses kid shovel our driveway so fast?'

'Dealing with the snow would be a lot easier if you organized it like a business, Joe...It's just a matter of employing time management and utilizing readily available green technology.'

So you're a mocking bird...

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

A girl with a dog and balloons

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

"I handle chatty people for him."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Joe Strummer in his garden...

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Christo's greatest challenge.

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

Ice Fishing

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Where's the duck?'

A balloon that says 'Dad'

"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."

Fancy portrait of the gentleman who killed the greatest number of small birds. [To be hung up in all sparrow clubs]

Man digging a path to his dog's kennel through the snow.

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

Person shovelling snow remembering the past

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

"Don’t worry, hon. Your sense of shame will eventually improve your sense of balance."