Ice Wrangler Gifts

Ice Fishing

So you're a mocking bird...

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

Hockey Season.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

Deliboys

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

I hate these flying fish

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

Going to the pub with kids...

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

Unsubscribe-A-Mole

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

'Where's the duck?'

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

Fun and games with wires.

"I never realized how many wires and cords we used. And that's just from my office."

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

"He says he's a great salmon guide."