Juice Wrangler Gifts

Going to the pub with kids...

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

Deliboys

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

But I followed the recipe exactly.

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Toastquest!

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

I hate these flying fish

A girl with a dog and balloons

"I handle chatty people for him."

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

Psychotic mood swing.

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

Ice Fishing

'Where's the duck?'

Pork bellies 3 times a day...cookbook for the commodities investor.

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

"Change is creeping into our lives!"

A balloon that says 'Dad'

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

"He says he's a great salmon guide."

Sunshine Dog Obedience School

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'

'Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those that care'