Cheese Wrangler Gifts

Deliboys

New Guy.

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Fish don't like worms.

Dissectum Paniculata

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'Fresh eggs!'

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

But I followed the recipe exactly.

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

Going to the pub with kids...

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

The Drone Ranger

"I handle chatty people for him."

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

Christo's greatest challenge.

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

Ice Fishing

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

Menace.

"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."

'Hey buddy, it's supposed to be stand-UP comedy.'

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

Pork bellies 3 times a day...cookbook for the commodities investor.

"The company realizes how hard it is to get by on chicken feed so we're offering actual chickens as a bonus to all employees."

'We've found it to be the most effective way to let people know what food goes best with our wine.'