Cheese Wrangler Prints

Deliboys

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

New Guy.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Fish don't like worms.

Dissectum Paniculata

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

But I followed the recipe exactly.

'Fresh eggs!'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

The Drone Ranger

Going to the pub with kids...

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"I handle chatty people for him."

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

Christo's greatest challenge.

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

'Hey buddy, it's supposed to be stand-UP comedy.'

"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."

Menace.

Ice Fishing

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

Pork bellies 3 times a day...cookbook for the commodities investor.

'We've found it to be the most effective way to let people know what food goes best with our wine.'

"The company realizes how hard it is to get by on chicken feed so we're offering actual chickens as a bonus to all employees."