Bird Wrangler Gifts

So you're a mocking bird...

Fancy portrait of the gentleman who killed the greatest number of small birds. [To be hung up in all sparrow clubs]

The Baby Walker

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Dissectum Paniculata

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

The First Day Back

Fish don't like worms.

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Nanny with children on leash

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'Fresh eggs!'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."