Bird Wrangler Prints

So you're a mocking bird...

Fancy portrait of the gentleman who killed the greatest number of small birds. [To be hung up in all sparrow clubs]

The Baby Walker

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

The First Day Back

Fish don't like worms.

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Dissectum Paniculata

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Nanny with children on leash

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

'Fresh eggs!'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

I hate these flying fish

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."