Wind Wrangler Prints

'If only we could harvest the wind coming out of there.'

The Baby Walker

So you're a mocking bird...

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Parenting Business Deals

The First Day Back

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Quiet Time

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Nanny with children on leash

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Leaf blowers at dawn.

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."

'Sorry, Holly!'