Wind Wrangler Pillows

'If only we could harvest the wind coming out of there.'

The Baby Walker

So you're a mocking bird...

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Parenting Business Deals

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

The First Day Back

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Quiet Time

Nanny with children on leash

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

Leaf blowers at dawn.

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'Sorry, Holly!'

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."