Holiday Rebel Gifts

'For the last time, I cannot make it to your family's Christmas gathering tonight.'

"This year, we just decided to give money to ourselves."

"Let's mix things up this Thanksgiving. Instead of all of us going to your folks', let's just drop off the kids, drive away and never look back."

Collateral Santa

'Santa's gone ROGUE!'

'This year I did it the other way around...I first celebrated the New Year and then Christmas...Nobody noticed.'

Anarchist rebel teenager has eaten all his advent calender chocolates (isn't he naughty).

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The Vineyard

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Easter Island legs

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

The Baby Walker

Tourists

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Meet the scribe"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Club Antisocial

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Christmas Tree

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.