Thanksgiving Rebel Gifts

"No thanks. I'm celebrating 'No Shave November'."

"This year, we're fighting back."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Lockdown casserole

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

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Unrest Area.

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

Pirates at the mall.

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Recipes.

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"