Thanksgiving Reformer Gifts

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

Grace For Flies

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Happy Turkey Day!

Horn of Leftovers

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

Before and After Holiday Diet

"God, I hate theme dinners."

Holiday Overkill.

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

'No cuts in Medicare!'

'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'

Give Thanks.

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

"That's him office...the peeping tom!"

"We represent a North Carolina trade association and we'd like to file suit against the Native Americans for introducing our clients to a certain agricultural product."

Pope Francis

Thanksgiving Turkey Weight and Fortune

'I don't like this!'

'I survived four Thanksgivings. I deserve to accompany you on the Veterans' Parade!'

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

The first Thanksgiving. The second Thanksgiving. I think this holiday seemed more special when people didn't rush of to go stand in line for the black Friday sales.

Turkey Kids.

Mother says to son on Bonfire Night: 'Of course, we won't actually be burning the Guy because of the carbon emissions.'

"No thanks. I'm celebrating 'No Shave November'."

'I don't know all that much about welding, but I really need to get a job before the end of the month.'

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

"Cuttin' out the middle man!"

Slow Roast Yoga

The Thanksgiving mom cracked.

"This is what I get for marrying a chiropractor. Every Thanksgiving he's got to align the turkey;s spine before he'll carve it."

2020. Anything Goes.