Thanksgiving Reformer Pillows

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

Grace For Flies

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Happy Turkey Day!

Horn of Leftovers

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

Holiday Overkill.

"God, I hate theme dinners."

'No cuts in Medicare!'

'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'

Give Thanks.

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

Pope Francis

"We represent a North Carolina trade association and we'd like to file suit against the Native Americans for introducing our clients to a certain agricultural product."

'I don't like this!'

'I survived four Thanksgivings. I deserve to accompany you on the Veterans' Parade!'

Turkey Kids.

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

Mother says to son on Bonfire Night: 'Of course, we won't actually be burning the Guy because of the carbon emissions.'

Slow Roast Yoga

'Near Thanksgiving she always takes her animal rights work a little too far.'

"Cuttin' out the middle man!"

"This is what I get for marrying a chiropractor. Every Thanksgiving he's got to align the turkey;s spine before he'll carve it."

'I don't know all that much about welding, but I really need to get a job before the end of the month.'

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.