Thanksgiving Rebel Pillows

"This year, we're fighting back."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Lockdown casserole

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Unrest Area.

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

Pirates at the mall.

"I'm unable to process this image."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Recipes.

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'