Festive Rebel Pillows

'I hate Christmas!'

Punk Santa

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

The New Year's Dance

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Santa Metal Claus

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

'No cuts in Medicare!'

Dogs play the double bass

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

Christmas Fatigue.

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

"During the holidays, we like to refer to organ donation as 'regifting.'"

"It's a list of tariffs to be paid"

"Can I just have a bowl of frosted cocoa marshmallow puffs?"

"No thanks. I'm celebrating 'No Shave November'."

Christmas drinker

"I think it's clear what the problem is."

Little Marjorie in Delusionland

Three Wise Men

Boy Clause

Anarchist rebel teenager has eaten all his advent calender chocolates (isn't he naughty).

T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, it was straight shots all the way.

"Umm ... I'm allergic to milk but not cabernet."

'Deliveries will be a little later than usual this year...'

"That's a good height for social distancing."

The Fourth Day of Christmas