Festive Spirit Rebel Pillows

'This is nothing, you should see me at Easter!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Bubbly

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Fleas Navidad.

Prosecco Peacock

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Cow and Milk

The New Year's Dance

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Reindeer

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Farmer Christmas.

Sabrage!

"I was a DJ at Radio Moscow and I played 'Give Peace a Chance'..."

Dog on a harp

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Whatever!

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Mice playing double bass

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'