Thanksgiving Tradition Rebel Pillows

'Near Thanksgiving she always takes her animal rights work a little too far.'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"This might take awhile, Lord."

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

Turkey With All the Trimmings

"God, I hate theme dinners."

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

"We represent a North Carolina trade association and we'd like to file suit against the Native Americans for introducing our clients to a certain agricultural product."

"You understand this was just business."

'I don't like this!'

"Mrs. Bennett hung my turkey right next to Kevin Russell's pilgrims."

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

Turkey Kids.

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

Turkey pardoned by Trump still faces state charges.

"I'm thankful for not being a turkey."

"What a nutcase."

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the heat and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

Thanksgiving in Camp

"This is what I get for marrying a chiropractor. Every Thanksgiving he's got to align the turkey;s spine before he'll carve it."

Slow Roast Yoga

Thanksgiving Smackdown

Thanksgiving and Truthsgiving

"Hi, I'm on the train."

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to cancel your Thanksgiving."

Last meal

Graduation