Thanksgiving Tradition Rebel Pillows

'Near Thanksgiving she always takes her animal rights work a little too far.'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Redneck Relative Thanksgiving

"God, I hate theme dinners."

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

Turkey With All the Trimmings

'Whose idea was it that every thanksgiving the women watch romantic comedies all day and we get stuck cleaning up?'

"We represent a North Carolina trade association and we'd like to file suit against the Native Americans for introducing our clients to a certain agricultural product."

'I don't like this!'

"You understand this was just business."

"Mrs. Bennett hung my turkey right next to Kevin Russell's pilgrims."

The first Thanksgiving. The second Thanksgiving. I think this holiday seemed more special when people didn't rush of to go stand in line for the black Friday sales.

Turkey Kids.

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

Turkey pardoned by Trump still faces state charges.

"No thanks. I'm celebrating 'No Shave November'."

"I'm thankful for not being a turkey."

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the heat and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'

"What a nutcase."

Thanksgiving Smackdown

Proctologists on Thanksgiving

Slow Roast Yoga

"This is what I get for marrying a chiropractor. Every Thanksgiving he's got to align the turkey;s spine before he'll carve it."

Thanksgiving in Camp

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

"Hi, I'm on the train."

Thanksgiving and Truthsgiving

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to cancel your Thanksgiving."

"Our Jim's always been a good provider."

Last meal