Christmas Rebel Gifts

"And here's where we make toys for bad little boys and girls!"

"All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call me names..."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Christmas Tree

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"Another round?"

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

The night after Christmas.

Holiday Overkill.

December Fest

Christmas with Cats

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'

'I hate Christmas!'

"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

Mall Directory asks, Where's your Christmas Spirit.

"Can I just have a bowl of frosted cocoa marshmallow puffs?"

Alcoholidays: Beethovens fifth.

"No thanks. I'm celebrating 'No Shave November'."

Anarchist rebel teenager has eaten all his advent calender chocolates (isn't he naughty).

'Rudolf?'