Youthful Christmas Rebel Gifts

Boy Clause

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'More hair than brains.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

City centre pub.

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

Whatever!

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Pubertry

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'I hate Christmas!'

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

Whatever

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

"Can I just have a bowl of frosted cocoa marshmallow puffs?"

"No thanks. I'm celebrating 'No Shave November'."

"I just had the weirdest thought. ... What if our parents are right?!"

Anarchist rebel teenager has eaten all his advent calender chocolates (isn't he naughty).

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

"I don't get grounded. My dad's a judge so I get sequestered."

"It's great! Dad's gonna hate it!"