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Boy Clause

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'More hair than brains.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Whatever!

City centre pub.

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Pubertry

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'I hate Christmas!'

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

Whatever

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

"Can I just have a bowl of frosted cocoa marshmallow puffs?"

"It's great! Dad's gonna hate it!"

Anarchist rebel teenager has eaten all his advent calender chocolates (isn't he naughty).

'I don't want to wear that, Mom!'

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

"I don't get grounded. My dad's a judge so I get sequestered."