Christmas Tree Lover Gifts

Bauble

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Christmas Tree

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

King Kongs first christmas

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Yo ho ho!

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

A Creature WAS Stirring

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Pole dancers

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Ozone layer claims another victim.

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Cat in a Christmas tree.

Santa and New Technology

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Camouflage Unit