Christmas Tree Lover Gifts

Bauble

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Christmas Tree

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

King Kongs first christmas

Yo ho ho!

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Three

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

Pole dancers

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Everything for a buck.

Safe Christmas.

Santa and New Technology

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'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."