Christmas Tree Hunter Gifts

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

The Big Tree

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'

Masky Christmas!

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

'computer says no.....el!'

"Dad, can you get one that has a toy inside?"

Even Santa outsources

Xmas tree

"Ever had one of those days where you don't feel the least bit jolly?"

"Of course it's going to fit!"

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

King reaching for an apple

Carbon-Friendly Christmas Tree

"Santa gets away with it because it shakes like a bowl full of jelly, not beer."

Bauble

"I have no idea why there has been zero company this year, but, hello, BEST holiday ever!"

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

Santa getting a Xmas wrapper design tattoo.

Christmas Party Pick-up Lines.

'A toy for a six-year-old boy? Certainly, Ma'am -- conventional or nuclear?'

Personnel. I take it you're looking for an entry level position.

"My client seeks damages incurred as a direct result of your interpretation of what constitutes naughty or nice."

Santa with a support for his sack.

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

'You're Steve from menswear. I read it on wikileaks.'

'Call the Fire Brigade - the tree's stuck up the cat.'