Christmas Tree Climber T-Shirts

Carbon-Friendly Christmas Tree

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Cat in Tree.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Lovers in a tree

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

Childhood

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Flava Superba

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

The Big Tree

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Some walk, huh?"

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"Seriously?"

Things that scare Jimmy

Dog chasing people up a tree and keeping score.

Masky Christmas!

"Gracie, you're back! Did you call the fire department?"

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'I think we'll have to call the fire brigade again.'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

'Peter Brady, you get down from there right now! Pear trees are for partridges only!'

'My wife is on a diet of bananas and coconuts, she hasn't lost any weight but you can sure climb trees!'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"Relax. As soon as you get over your fear of heights you're gonna love this."

'This one looks good...you climb trees and hunt for bugs and get chased by social workers.'