Christmas Tree Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Are your trees fresh?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Do you have anything bigger?

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I brought cocoa."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Panettone

"I don't believe in you!"

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

"Elfis"

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'He's got your nose.'

Filming Christmas

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Stop and Birch

Zoom Christmas

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

Reindeer