Christmas Tree Connoisseur T-Shirts

Masky Christmas!

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Do you think that's wise?'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I don't believe in you!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Panettone

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Elfis"

Zoom Christmas

Filming Christmas

'He's got your nose.'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"I noticed a few browns."

Meet Santa's entourage

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

Reindeer