Christmas Tree Connoisseur Prints

Masky Christmas!

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"I don't believe in you!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Panettone

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'He's got your nose.'

"Elfis"

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Zoom Christmas

Filming Christmas

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"I noticed a few browns."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

Meet Santa's entourage

Reindeer

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."