Christmas Card Connoisseur T-Shirts

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Christmas Hugs

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Expensive greeting cards.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

Masky Christmas!

Golfers lost on the road

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

Post early for Christmas 2010.

Hot Dog Stand

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

Modern Monster

Mother's Day cards

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

It's the most wonderful time of the year...

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

Greetings cards copy writer's block.

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'