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Cat in Tree.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"When did she start crawling?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Lovers in a tree

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

Jungle Games

Childhood

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"Some walk, huh?"

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

Flava Superba

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"Seriously?"

Things that scare Jimmy

Dog chasing people up a tree and keeping score.

"Gracie, you're back! Did you call the fire department?"

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

'I think we'll have to call the fire brigade again.'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

'My wife is on a diet of bananas and coconuts, she hasn't lost any weight but you can sure climb trees!'

'Peter Brady, you get down from there right now! Pear trees are for partridges only!'

"Relax. As soon as you get over your fear of heights you're gonna love this."