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"Oh, man! Why did I climb this stupid tree? Now I'm stuck and here comes Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"When did she start crawling?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Cat in Tree.

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Lovers in a tree

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

Jungle Games

Childhood

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"Some walk, huh?"

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Flava Superba

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"Gracie, you're back! Did you call the fire department?"

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

Dog chasing people up a tree and keeping score.

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

Things that scare Jimmy

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

Tree growing

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

'I think we'll have to call the fire brigade again.'

"Relax. As soon as you get over your fear of heights you're gonna love this."

'My wife is on a diet of bananas and coconuts, she hasn't lost any weight but you can sure climb trees!'

'Peter Brady, you get down from there right now! Pear trees are for partridges only!'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."