Tree-climbing Champions T-Shirts

"Oh, man! Why did I climb this stupid tree? Now I'm stuck and here comes Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"When did she start crawling?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Cat in Tree.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Lovers in a tree

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

Jungle Games

Childhood

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

Flava Superba

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

"Some walk, huh?"

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

Dog chasing people up a tree and keeping score.

Things that scare Jimmy

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

Tree growing

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"Gracie, you're back! Did you call the fire department?"

'I think we'll have to call the fire brigade again.'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

'Peter Brady, you get down from there right now! Pear trees are for partridges only!'

'My wife is on a diet of bananas and coconuts, she hasn't lost any weight but you can sure climb trees!'

"Relax. As soon as you get over your fear of heights you're gonna love this."

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."