Tree Climbers At Heart T-Shirts

'Hey, Master's bought a Bonzai-tree: Maybe you'll be able to climb that type of tree!'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"When did she start crawling?"

Monkey-artist

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Cat in Tree.

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

Stop and Birch

"Today, son, you are a man."

Lovers in a tree

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

Childhood

Tree Squirrel

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"Some walk, huh?"

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

Flava Superba

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

No tree hugging.

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

'I'm trying to become enlightened, but my stomach keeps growling and interrupting me!'

Dog chasing people up a tree and keeping score.