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'Peter Brady, you get down from there right now! Pear trees are for partridges only!'

Childhood

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Do you have anything bigger?

Cat in Tree.

"I brought cocoa."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Stop and Birch

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Lovers in a tree

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

Rubbish and Everest

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

Tree Squirrel

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

No tree hugging.

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"Some walk, huh?"