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'Peter Brady, you get down from there right now! Pear trees are for partridges only!'

Childhood

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Do you have anything bigger?

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Cat in Tree.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"I brought cocoa."

Stop and Birch

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Lovers in a tree

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

Rubbish and Everest

Tree Squirrel

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

No tree hugging.

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Flava Superba

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"Some walk, huh?"

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'