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"The labor market is awaiting you!"

'I think we'll have to call the fire brigade again.'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

"I see Rover has introduced himself to you?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Do you have anything bigger?

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Cat in Tree.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"I brought cocoa."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Stop and Birch

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Lovers in a tree

Childhood

Tree Squirrel

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

Flava Superba

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

"Some walk, huh?"

No tree hugging.

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

Dog chasing people up a tree and keeping score.

Things that scare Jimmy

"Gracie, you're back! Did you call the fire department?"

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'