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"The labor market is awaiting you!"

'I think we'll have to call the fire brigade again.'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

"I see Rover has introduced himself to you?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Do you have anything bigger?

Cat in Tree.

"I brought cocoa."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Stop and Birch

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Lovers in a tree

Childhood

Tree Squirrel

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

No tree hugging.

Flava Superba

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

"Some walk, huh?"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"Gracie, you're back! Did you call the fire department?"

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

Dog chasing people up a tree and keeping score.