Kitchen Worker Gifts

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'

Pot washer.

'Thank you, Iris, but it's actually a 'Lauer cake'.'

'The EHO said I had to remove all my rings, by the time I'm finished it's time to clock off!'

'So how come at home you only make sandwiches?'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

"I'm making dirty rice."

Sweary Chef - A bad tempered chef swears at the fish he is about to prepare and the fish swears back.

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

'In a four-star restaurant, one's hat does not fall into the cassoulet de castenaudary. But if ones hat does fall into the cassoulet de castelnaudary, one does not put it back on one's head.'

"It's cold outside. You're not going anywhere without your oven mitts!"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Counting ribs

Kitchen Kapers

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Ghostbasters 3

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Cooking'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Chef copy robot

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

The secret lives of household things.

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...