Kitchen Worker Pillows

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'

Pot washer.

'The EHO said I had to remove all my rings, by the time I'm finished it's time to clock off!'

'So how come at home you only make sandwiches?'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

"I'm making dirty rice."

Sweary Chef - A bad tempered chef swears at the fish he is about to prepare and the fish swears back.

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

'In a four-star restaurant, one's hat does not fall into the cassoulet de castenaudary. But if ones hat does fall into the cassoulet de castelnaudary, one does not put it back on one's head.'

"It's cold outside. You're not going anywhere without your oven mitts!"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Counting ribs

Kitchen Kapers

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

'Cooking'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Ghostbasters 3

Chef copy robot

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

The secret lives of household things.

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

Boys Cooking