Kitchen Manager Gifts

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

The secret lives of household things.

"I'm sorry, Pierre, you're just one too many."

"Graph of broth"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Remember, don't ever let the surveillance camera catch you killing a cockroach."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Kitchen Kapers

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Ghostbasters 3

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

'Cooking'

Chef copy robot

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Boys Cooking

Funky Chef 2

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

Murderous Chef

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."